Hey my fellow idiots!!
I decided to update my account now. . .
Christmas came early little boys and girls!
Wait. . . excuse Santa for a sec. . .
-pukes-
Listen here kiddies, never NEVER ever freaken EVER drink with the Madhatter. I am having a very unhappy birthday X___X
It's sooo toxic, it tickles!! <3

25cents can't buy you a pair of hooker heals these days but it can buy you one hell of a night in Cancun!!! *now comes with a side of mashed potatoes LIMITED TIME OFFER


So has anyone noticed that this is a pointless ramble?
Text A to 5933 if you noticed
or
Text B to 5933 if you haven't

HEY! You! Yeah you! Hi ^w^

Well Santa's wasted I mean sleeeepy so me and attention whore, I mean Rudolf... are going back to Cancun I mean the north pole!
So why don't you go suck fish tacos off your mother's ex-husbands chest!!!!!!!!!
~Lt. T